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Matt Brewer, 21, is a American musician and artist from Tulsa. Having took his first business/entrepreneur class from Tulsa Technology Center at age 17, Matt went on to Oklahoma State University where he plans to utilize his skills to produce media and short films. Prior to going to college, he spent over a year as a surfer, corporate ast. manager and a avid traveler in California, which is where he recieves most of his inspiration. He is currently working toward a bachelors degree in pre-law/english and plans to direct his first feature-film in the years ahead. He is fascinated by architecture, music, surfing, technology, art and video games (which are shown in this blog). To get ahold of him, email him at userhollister911@yahoo.com.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

backwards

If you watch Santa Clause backwards, you see a festively dressed, obese, thief of the night, with abnormal abilities to steal peoples Christmas presents at astronomical speeds. Going nation to nation via reindeer.

If you watch Godzilla vs. King Kong backwards it’s about two monsters who forget their differences and build a city.

If you watch the invasion of Iraq backwards, America leaves Iraq a better place than they found it.

If you watch Forrest Gump backwards, it’s about a man who moonwalks across the country before shaving off his beard and fighting in Vietnam.

If you watch Harry Potter backwards, it’s about a group of kids trying to revive Voldemort so that he can save Harry’s parents.

If you play a Justin Bieber song backwards, you hear messages from Satan. Even worse, if you play it forwards you hear Justin Bieber.

If you watch Mulan backwards, it’s the story about a great war hero who goes back home and gets a sex change.

and my favorite....
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